Rudolph the Data Reindeer

You know Python and SQL and Java and Vixen

Caching and Lakehouse and Pipeline and Blitzen

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all?

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Rudolph the Data Reindeer

Really makes your data flow

And if you ever met him

You’d thank him for those perfect rows

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All of the other reindeer

Have the siloed data blues

They never let poor Rudolph

Give them a single source of truth

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Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

“Rudolph, with your data skills

Please help reduce my business bills 

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Then how the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

“Rudolph the Data Reindeer

You’ll go down in history!”